omg haven’t woken up to my mum in my face since i was about 15, that was fucking terrifying, thought i was having a nightmare. do u ever stop being ashamed of all the empty cig packets and bong by ur bed? πŸ˜³πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚

is it over now? do you know how to pick up the pieces and go home?

mountainsandmochas:

one of my favorite ron swanson lines

All Cops Are Bronies

tryina look like a normal and functional human bean 4this weird ass photoshoot 4debt free direct πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ my boo bought us bare peng and pmax and delicious food cos i’m mad nervous 4my operation in the morning 😍😍 so i’m gonna try mad hard not 2spend the night obsessing about the radiologist accidently severing a major artery

tryina look like a normal and functional human bean 4this weird ass photoshoot 4debt free direct πŸ™ˆπŸ˜‚ my boo bought us bare peng and pmax and delicious food cos i’m mad nervous 4my operation in the morning 😍😍 so i’m gonna try mad hard not 2spend the night obsessing about the radiologist accidently severing a major artery

geekearth:

Were THESE episodes on Nickelodeon?

no

also i’m obsessed with katie rice’s sexy girls πŸ™ˆ

theroyaltenenblarghs:

Nursery rhymes with Daria and Jane

zach’s upbringing

fatted:

Family: *says something racist*
Family: *says something sexist*
Family: *says something homophobic*
Family: *makes fun of people with tattoos*
Family: *tells you why you’re bad at life*
Family: why don’t you wanna spend time with us?

blvckgrl:

So I just saw some pics of Lil Kim without makeup and realized she has THE worst makeup artist. It was almost like she looked the same as she did before, with of course a little bit of surgery here and there, like she’s beautiful. Kim if youre reading please fire that trash of an artist. image

wow she rly does look different! maybe she likes her face better w/the make up tho, like it’s her face

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