‘and he bought me a fucking book… on herbs!!!!! WTF?’– tammy, talking about birthday presents.
i love this! →
charlotte: they don't do fucking coil fittings at granville house anymore
tammy: how come??
charlotte: dr boyes has left, or gone on a long break, so i've gotta go to collison avenue family planning
tammy: yeah.if you need a friend to hold ur baby wilst you get metal shoved up your vagina, just lemme no! ill come with you.
charlotte: haha, we should have got them done at the same time!
tamsin: i know... before we got pregnant!
From your deep feelings for it, i imagine it must be some vital magic-realism...– mark oughton, about gossip girl.
he’s going to get high & weld?– talking to tammy, about you-know-who.
this is in french, or some shit– frank, while watching welsh television.