this feeling always used to pass seems like it’s every day seems like it’s every night, now
I hate getting menstrual cramps.
stupiddie: rarelyaround: srsly: bringtheruckuss: srsly: If pain was a person, I feel like she ripped out my uterine lining and is bitchslapping me with it. girlfriend tell me about it. MY BOOBS ARE SORE AND I’M OUT OF TAMPONS! NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME! So awesome being a dude. a mooncup would solve all these problems. tampons are gross.
i want to eat a pizza the size of the world, but i have to get weighed tomorrow. babies asleep, my brother’s playing the wii. bored.
c: do you have to scream like that?
c: do you have a vagina?
c2: yes, it's very comfortable thankyou!
b: no SG photoshoot
c: haha, oh noes! is she away?
...HAVING A NOSE JOB, OMG LOL
enjoy it, mine's long gone. →
c: and this is the look he gives me when i've been bad.
s: come on chazzy, let's go outside for a fag and mop you up.
zach just deleted something i’d been photoshopping on & off for like an hour. not tumblred for ages, i want a bacon & egg butty.