c: don't take the piss!
r: onli playin
r: ill b playin wit sumat else on monday hahaha n im nt even jokin lol
r: rite i as 2 shoot this nigga gta work for a living
c: haha, alright
r: i am playin reali
c: i figured :P
r: but playin wit wat tho lol
c: oh fuck off
r: peace out ma nigga bitch
c: haha, byeeee
I’m going to kill myself, you and Reedy can get wrecked while my corpse...
c: shall we kill ourselves?
s: i'm not that opposed to it actually
c: how shall we do it?
you are the most beautiful void
ryanofcobleigh: fuckyeahladygaga: Wikiepdia and MTV.com claim that Telephone will premier today(Feb 28), which would be amazing, but it isn’t definite, so Monsters, don’t get your hopes up! GAH PLEASE!
i’ll ring my dad, that’s what’ll solve it
and what i wouldn't give to find a soulmate, some...
i whipped up a cocktail of cookin’ wine nasty buzz kicked in and i was feelin’ fine but i needed somethin’ spicy to give me a lift a special magic cigarette went by the name of spliff and i was smoke smoke smokin’ just to hit my stride sittin’ talkin’ shit about small dix with gnarly tips i was a faded little bitch munchin’ on chips and a fish sandwich
You should get disability for spaz hand, you can’t roll your joints!– Laura
c: i was being a little, um...
scandyfactory-deactivated201007 asked: oh, i would loooove to hear <3
scandyfactory-deactivated201007 asked: hehe i know i know...i'm so lame though lulz
scandyfactory-deactivated201007 asked: <33 heeyy! now i can't get rid of it! waaahhh
(via scandyfactory) haha, hiiiiiii
Can you get leg transplants?– Laura
emerly: Just saw Kathy Griffin, I AM SO HOLLYWOOD, YOU hahahahaha, it doesn’t top jemmy!
e: it's a bit funny that cardigan...
l: it's shit, come on, let's be honest
pizza eating, ex-boyfriend worshipping cult
Don’t find God, you’ll take it to the extreme, like you do with...– Big S
s: his clothes didn't suit the party!
l: they don't do cool clothes big enough for him!
l: they are fat
l: they are massive
s: i hope they don't breed, those kids would have no metabolism