I’m never smoking pot again… I don’t know why you’re all...– Saz
s: one weekend we should get mad baked and go for a spa weekend and get massages
c: couldn't we just get boyfriends?
s: i think it's easier to go for a spa weekend
s: plus... i mean getting properly pampered, we're not all just desperate to be touched, CHAZ
c: i haven't tumblred porn for ages!
c: look, page 2, no porn!
c: page 3, no porn!
r: there's one coming, with jizz all over't shop, just you wait
loltastic convo with Chaz
c: right i'm gonna try this shower again, might as well crack one out. Won't be able to till Tuesday now
e: ahahaha, have fun bird
c: hahahaha i will
e: I'm sure
s: bird, can i borrow your ghds?
s: will you go get them for me?
c: err, no
r: pay me a quid
txtsfrmlstnght: (204): Don’t worry about it. I’ve taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
i've smoked two bongs
so i’m going for a delicious shower then ralph’s coming over gonna get our giggles awn with big s
fuck yeah pilfs
why have i only just discovered this? ahaha
ever since that night i've never been the same,...
txtsfrmlstnght: (203): Tomorrow will not be complete unless someone eats me out. Just sayin.
i got stuck with some priss who went and sliced up...
xratedshow: I love you.
AW CHRISTINA AGUILERA STILL THINKS SHE IS...
fmylife: Today, I found out via text message, that my son has had sex more times than me. He’s 15. I haven’t had sex since he was born. FML
oh my god
i’m so comfy gonna listen to nirvana in bed and write in my diary
soulmate or soul mate n. One of two persons compatible with each other in disposition, point of view, or sensitivity.
s: you could do your nails...
s: read a book, write a chapter, smoke some weed
c: to be honest, i'm probably gonna finish that 10 bag and wank myself into a coma
s: ooh yeah! you can watch porn downstairs!
c: well i've got quite a large penis...
s: i hear that brother
s: did you two go out or were you just in love?
cy: i dunno... i borrowed her CD's a lot
cy: ... i never gave them back
ch: i didn't care
Right Cyril… You can’t say huge trout when I’m doing a bong.
you can listen to this and pretend you're us →
you and i got a reason to live now i’m drunk i don’t know what it is is it etiquette? no-one gives a shit but me i’m on my own nowhere here we are in the middle of it we’re not in sync we’re a sinking ship going down together doing down on each other deliriously
Oi, It's Emma! says:
who would of thought you'd be where you are now
Oi, It's Emma! says:
deperate to suck him off