I'm so poor right now. →
Mum is lending me £30 on Friday…. otherwise i wouldn’t have had any money to go and see Gaga….. i’m seeing her on thursdayyyy!
c: ralph, i'm not your friend
s: it's alright ralph, you can be mine and laura's friend
r: do you know what's funny?
s: that chaz has no friends?
c: i'm not friends with you
s: i'm not friends with you first!
Carlos: I told you just to pack the essentials. Is that a boa?
Gabrielle: Carlos, if you were taking me somewhere where I don't need a boa, then I don't want to go.
s: will you make sweeney love me?
c: of course i will! i've already papped you twice!
It’s hard being left behind… It’s hard to be the one who stays.– The Time Traveler’s Wife (via coldkillsthesilence) (via big-sazzy)
NO LONLINESS, NO MISERY IS WORTH YOU
ugh, i'm so weak
i regret that, the words just overflow, i’m trying to completey delete you, just sometimes wine gets the better of me. things to do; quit drinking and texting assholes. you just don’t love me and i just don’t care. it’s so early, i’m so bored. i pretend you never existed. why do the dudes only get intruduced to saz? lol epic damaged goods. probably gonn make some...
j: now i've been singing that enrique iglesias song i've got 'hero' by nickleback in my head
c: oh my god, do you actually want to have a worst taste in music?
-god: sherlcock: “r.kelly doesn’t sound like a rappers name. why would he sing about being in a closet anyway? he sounds like a folk singer to me. trapped in the closet. is that a bob dylan song?” - earth science teacher WOAH WOAH WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK DID THAT MOTHERFUCKER SAY ABOUT R KELLY WOW I AM FUCKING WOW TEARS ARE FORIMING FUCKING RAGE SO FUCKING PISSED I AM GOING TO SHIT ON HIS...
Like a Night Club in the morning, you’re the bitter end. Like a recently disinfected shit-house, you’re clean round the bend. You give me the horrors too bad to be true All of my tomorrow’s are lousy coz of you. You put the Shat in Shatter Put the Pain in Spain Your germs are splattered about Your face is just a stain You’re certainly no raver, commonly known as a drag. Do us all a favour,...
It’s not even the first time this has happened to me today, I come to see...– Poor Uncle Nonny
interest or disinterest, you're making it my...
cold light, hot night, be my heater, be my lover
You’ve got to be prepared for the names they are going to call you compared to...– Courtney Love (via highrollergirl) (via missworld)
I hate boys, they’re dead boring.– Wise
s: you've been in love, right? like, i mean, you were in love with chaz weren't you?
c1: yeah... i'll never leave her life
c2: will you be my 'someday' guy, then?
c1: yeah, but i get to have the remote and burp in your face